Monday, November 20, 2006

Whats your Boundary,Kenneth?

The beautiful and idyllic Snake river basin was indeed a sight to behold. But Sam, the deli owner from Salmon,Idaho had no time to admire the extraordinary beauty that fine spring morning provided. He was on a mission. He had a bet to win and,by joves, he was going to nail it! He had left his home at 6am and had walked 4 hours already without a break. On the way,he exchanged pleasanteries with Captain Smith, the local fisherman. The sight of that day's stock of caught fish reminded Sam that he had not eaten anything at all that morning. The road gradually became less traversable and Sam was soon on all fours desperately trying to hold on to the tree branches as he made his way up Roddle mountain. He could see his small town as he ascended the mountain and he felt proud of knowing and being on good terms with all his 150 neighbors. A happy tune escaped his mouth as he felt his mission was near to being accomplished. Sam suddenly burst into an uncontrollable fit of laughter as he pictured Jack's face when he would tell him about his extraordinary journey. Over some beer ofcourse!! I mean Jack owed him a bottle now, didn't he? He soon reached the top of Roddle mountain and let out a scream of delight! He had done it!!! He had gone where no-one he knew had!He had seen the world! His hands held up over his head, Sam eventually made his way back into civilization.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Meet Mr. Tambourine Man

Mr. Tambourine Man thinks he is mainstream. Mr. Tambourine Man will never fit in.
Mr. Tambourine Man is a misanthrope. Mr. Tambourine Man is lonely.
Mr. Tambourine Man is happy. Mr.Tambourine Man thinks pessimism is beautiful.
Mr. Tambourine Man is not your friend. You can trust Mr. Tambourine Man.
Mr. Tambourine Man is the life of the party. Mr. Tambourine Man wishes he was alone.
Mr. Tambourine Man is omniscient. Mr. Tambourine Man just doesn't get it.
Mr. Tambourine Man is practical. Mr. Tambourine Man believes life without fanatasies sucks.
Mr. Tambourine Man is cordial. Mr. Tambourine Man wants to shout out occasionaly.
Mr. Tambourine Man likes to make friends. Mr. Tambourine Man wishes he hadn't made some of them.
Mr. Tambourine Man hates ridicule. Mr. Tambourine Man is ashamed at some of his actions.
Mr. Tambourine Man likes to express himself. Mr. Tambourine Man is an introvert.
Mr. Tambourine Man cares. Mr. Tambourine Man doesn't give a fuck.
Mr. Tambourine Man has many friends. Mr. Tambourine Man will probably die in obscurity.
Mr. Tambourine Man is hard to find. Mr. Tambourine Man could be YOU.